What do you pack for a year in the Canary Islands

I don't understand how the airline think any respectable young lady could pack more than a few days worth of product and apparel in the allotted 1 32kg. suitcase they permit.

So here's a list of what I think I will need:

• many Bikinis (I just brought the bottoms only to save weight about 28 of them)
• 1 bag Bird Seed to feed the Canaries
• Sun Tan Lotion/ Block (I forgot to pack any and now glow @ night)
• After Sun (I also forgot it. If you remember the block you don't need this stuff)
• I pair tight, tight jeans (wash them in really hot water and machine dry just before you leave.)
• Some loose fitting shirts. They don't scrap as much when your blistering.
• A sun hat (I recomend one of those snoop~dog or french foriegn legion style hats. Or better - a light weight sleeping bag with holes for your hands and feet)
• many pair of clean underwear and put them in an bag that cannot be seen thru
• cool shoes (it's a myth that you may have to actually walk anywere.
• forget socks if your shoes stink no one will steal them
• make-up
• lots of foundation and bronzing cream (to blend your burnt, peeling and peeled skin)
• whatever space is left fill with product and really tight, tight jeans